When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
