Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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