NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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