I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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