I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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