I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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