Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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