Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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