called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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