: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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