Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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