Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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