it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm too high and old for this...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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