Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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