"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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