I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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