nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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