And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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