3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
hell yes lets make some ravioli
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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