just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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