wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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