You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My vagina is officially offended.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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