farters have to be the big spoon...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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