Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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