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I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's shark week go big or go home
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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