I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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