Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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