why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The Olympian is in my bed
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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