Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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