Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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