I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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