Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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