So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
bring money and cleavage
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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