Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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