I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
did you just send me my own nude
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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