Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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