okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just google imaged poop.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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