i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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