So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
