You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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