I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm always down for nudity.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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