You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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