So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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