I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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