it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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