I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Boobs speak an international language.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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