The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
