Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
