I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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