he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He did a backflip because drugs
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