So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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