im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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