I got chris browned last night
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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